What do we need in January?

A new government

 

We need that before January.

 

True. But we’ve got to give Rishi time to screw up

 

Is Trippier the best pound for pound signing and most important we have ever made. Hear me out.

That was the catalyst for the new breed of players coming in. 12m for him to start the revolution.

 

I was a free signing - now you don't get a better pound (lbs) for pound (£) deal than that.

 

Yes but you can’t kick a ball for toffee.

 

Only because he’s already eaten it

 

There's a lot of things I would do for toffee.

 

Curse that zip

 

Injuries to the penis from zipper entrapment are actually the most common cause of penile trauma in adults, with roughly 2,000 reported cases yearly.

 

How many penises have been near your zip?

 

2,000 / 365... so... on average you go to the toilet between 5 & 6 times per day GG?

 

That is about right yes. But you have to remember my problem is now fixed.

In essence I can pleasure a woman slightly differently now.

 

By making her laugh?

 

Instead of golden shower it’s more like a golden sprinkler

 

Yeah, GG is slightly dyslexic, he went to extreme lengths thinking the idea was "rinsed for her pleasure" rather than "ribbed for her pleasure"

 

To be fair it sounds like he is now naturally ribbed after his zipper scars.

 

Initially yes. But then curiosity kid the cat.