What Do Points Make?.....Prizes....

I've got one of those, never given me a seconds bother, didn't take a penny either. She even had the papers drawn up, I've got an uncle who's a solicitor so I didn't have any legal costs at all. If Carlsberg made divorces they'd make mine.

 

Lucky you. Mine's still breathing.

 

How many you got? Just realized I have more ex wives than Sunderland have points......anyone out there beat two?

 

on 2 myself , only 34 so plenty time haha

 

Wonder if Funky could do the stats on this one....lol!!!! Average poster, average length of marriage, average number of ex wives, team formation....any other info we need...

 

Just the 2 mate. Can't afford a third, more drastic measures will be required next time

 

Holly crap!

 

Never been married, nor will I ever be married

 

Aye 1st one lasted 4 years , that took me to 25. Absolute mentalist , daftest thing i'd ever done. Not one of me mates tried to talk me out of it either, cheers for that lads.
Second lasted less then a week (paternity results). Daftest thing i'd ever done, **** knows why i waited almost a year to do the test, $20k down the drain, canny Batchelor party tho.
On the 3rd now , reckon she is a keeper , not sure if she feels the same way like. hahaha

 

****ing hell mate. Thought I was bad with 1 under my belt at 33. You must ****ing love getting married.

You should change your name to Ross

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You could be the Yoda of marriages oh wise one......could have advised me that 38 years ago....lol

 

I've a few mates with that stance.

 

I have not also. But maybe i should. Poor cows been stuck with me for 9 years. Deserves a medal.

 

5 year 1st of December. I've got wind through my mates lass that my lass he been talking of engagement so I think she's waiting on a proposal.

Jobless, can't get a ring, afford a wedding or a future. Aye, that proposal will be happening soon as well. But she's only holding it up, waiting on her to decide where we're moving to so I can look for a job. Can't wait.

I'll marry her like. Been through plenty of women but none have ever come close. Lover her to bit but I ain't marrying her until we've both got our **** together and we ain't having kids till we're married.

 

You.ve got to do it when it feels right for you mate. Good idea to wait until you are sorted fiancially and location wise. It.ll sort itself out.

I was with the ex over 15 years. 2 kids. 4 houses. Never out of a job for more than 2 weeks.

Everyone is different. Plus by my own admission i must be a nightmare to stay with.

Mind even this one ive built her and the bairn a nice house.

You.ll get there bri. Hang on in. Good luck with it all.

 

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Bart