In the build up to the elections last week it was all about wallpaper from Sir Keir this week it's curtains
I was in my garden this morning and the neighbour looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?” “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...” She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!” "Oh that's easy" I said, “Its right next to the sage.”
My Grandad turns 92 tomorrow. At the age of 75 he started to walk 5 miles per day. We have no idea where he is now !
Went to a Cannibal wedding on Saturday. It was all going well.......until they decided to toast the Bride and Groom.
My mates been fined a total of £1200 for stealing from a sofa retail chain But the Judge said he's got nothing to pay until 2023.....