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    My gay dyslexic mate hasn't come out of the closet yet.

    He's in Daniel........
     
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    Too right
     
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    Agree totally Guy:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Can't argue with that. Oh for the good old days
     
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    I went to fish restaurant recently and ordered the Octopus.
    The waiter said: "It takes 4 hours to cook."
    I said: "Why?"
    He said: "Because it keeps turning the gas off."
     
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    To encourage me to eat when i was young my mother would put food on a spoon and say "here comes the train, here comes the train".

    It always worked because she wouldn't untie me from the track until i'd eaten it!
     
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    Grandad: 'I bought a BMW off one of the Kray's once.

    Me: 'What reg?'

    Grandad: 'No, Ronnie I think'.
     
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    What are the Dalek's favourite trees ?

    YEW, WILLOW, BAY
     
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    Obviously; at present
     
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    “Doctor, I woke up this morning with this big lump on my left side.”

    Doctor:“Does your wife know you feel this way about her?”
     
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