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    A Woman went Christmas shopping with her husband after a while he wandered off when she couldn't find him she rang him and said "where are you?" In a quiet voice he said "do you remember that jewellers where about 5yrs ago you fell in love with that diamond necklace, at the time we couldn't afford it but I promised you one day I'd go back and get it for you?"
    Her eyes filled with tears and she croaked "yes" he said
    "well I'm in the pub next door"
     
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    Never buy a train set on ebay when you are drunk....
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    Sorry Woopert had already seen the latest one from my daughter
     
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    Apart from "Fine" and "Okay" what other death threats do women use?........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 21, 2020
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    They seem to be all doing the rounds at the moment, phil <cheers>
     
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    upload_2020-12-21_21-29-52.png .
     
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