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    Woman goes into the opticians and says "I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband."

    "Why ever are you doing that ?" asked the receptionist.

    She replied "He is still not seeing things my way !"
     
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    My wife and I decided that we didn't want children....so if any of you are interested we have a boy aged 6 and a girl aged 3.
     
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    Someone threw a bottle of Omega capsules at me.

    Luckily my injuries are only Super Fish Oil.
     
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    The average person has sex 89 times a year.

    I’m apparently about to have a super busy 2 months
     
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    As a vet I just refused to operate on a parrot that swallowed a watch.

    I don't want to get into polly ticks.
     
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    I'm gonna be turning my lights out this Halloween and pretending I'm not in...

    Sod the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.
     
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    Breaking News new film released for Halloween Lockdown 2 The Sequel
     
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    You offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache, and suddenly she's not your friend any more !!
     
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    I can't stop stealing over-sized kitchen utensils.

    I'm taking a huge whisk.
     
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