Looking out the window I saw a neighbour stealing my socks off my washing line! I was going to confront him but I got cold feet.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
A mother finds an S&M magazine under her son's bed while cleaning his room. Understandably disturbed, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband. "Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?" "I'm not sure," replies the father. "But we probably shouldn't spank him."
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other on a flight to New York. The woman sneezes, takes out a tissue, and gently wipes her nose and then visibly shudders for about ten seconds. A few minutes later, the woman sneezes again. Once more, she takes a tissue, wipes her nose and then shudders. A few more minutes pass before the woman sneezes and violently shudders again. Curious, the man says, "I can't help noticing that you keep sneezing and shuddering. Are you OK?" "I'm so sorry if I'm disturbing you," says the woman. "I'm suffering from a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm." "Are you taking anything for it?" he asks. "Yes," says the woman. "Pepper."
