My mate had builders in doing an extension and his five year old daughter decided to help. The builders gave her little jobs to do to make her feel part of the team. At the end of the week she was presented with her 'wage packet', which consisted of £2 in small change. Her father took her to the bank to open an account with the money and she duly handed it over to the cashier. The cashier asked how she had earned the money and she said she was helping Steve, Big Harry and Wayne build an extension. "Wonderful." said the cashier, " and will you be helping them next week too." She said, " I will if those w*nkers from Jewsons deliver the f*cking bricks on time."
This is more laughable than anything Wooperts has put on here, & it's true. Listening to Radio 2 at lunchtime they were on about funding lower league football. The Hungerford Chairman came on, & said the first team as they play in National League south have to play behind closed doors, there under23 devlopment squad are allowed to play before up to 600 crowd on the same ground. Goverment really are in charge of the Asylum
Is the funny part that Hungerford actually have an "under 23 development squad" or that they get a crowd of 600? Or is their Chairman part of the Asylum? We all know Boris is barking mad anyway.
It's just plain daft clubs at that level all have 3G pitches, the reason Harrogate have had to play away so far. Slough Town have 3 teams using their ground two are playing in front of spectators, Slough Town no they are classed as an elite club like Hungerford first team.
Mahatma Gandhi: He walked around barefoot a lot of the time, which developed a rather impressive set of Callouses on his feet. He also ate very little. This caused him to be frail. His strange diet caused him to suffer from bad breath. This made him a super-calloused, fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Just seen a guy in the supermarket pushing a trolley loaded with Paella and San Miguels. Yes, Hispanic buying has started again !