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    I've joined a dating agency for arsonists.

    They send me new matches every week.....
     
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    I tried out one of those Escape Room parties recently.

    The floor was covered with Welsh cheese, I had to tread Caerphilly.
     
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    Randell Williams has signed for Peterborough from Exeter for £400,000, Exeter are loaded after this and the money from Watkins joining Villa from Brentford.
     
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    They decided it was time to take their Mum to the nursing home,
    and the woman has a problem with one rule in particular.
    One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
    The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
    She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.
    Again, she seems alright – but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.
    Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. “So, Ma’, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” they ask.
    “It’s pretty nice,” she replies. “Except they won’t let you fart.”
     
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    It is with great sadness that I’m going to have to close my fishmonger shop after 50 years.

    The whiting is on the wall.....
     
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    That's really unlucky Woopert
     
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    The man who invented the taser has died...

    His friends are stunned...
     
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