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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    The sooner they get rid of the England manager, the better

    And who is that useless goalie? Where does he come from?
     
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    Why what happened
     
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    Nothing new really. I doubt Southgate could motivate anyone. It may take a disastrous World Cup (which is quite possible) to get him sacked. Never understood his selection for manager, coming off a successful attempt to get Middlesbrough relegated

    As for the GK, did you see his pathetic attempt to save an average shot that didn't require any agility? He fell on the ball and couldn't even hold it, allowing a poacher to tap it in. You would not be happy if our League 1 GK was so useless. No idea how he got his place

    I thought Germany were pretty bad, but I think our chances in the World Cup, under Southgate are not good
     
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    Welsh police are looking for a group of men after several people were attacked with wooden fence posts.

    The public should keep an eye out for the Tenby Four......
     
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    A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and run down the corridor screaming and ranting madly. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. After listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then, the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room.
    "What in God's name is wrong with you?" he demanded. "This woman is 68 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!"
    The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up, asked . . . "Does she still have the hiccups?"
     
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    I was talking to this Native American chief and his wife, in Dakota, and I asked him his name.
    "Running Wolf".
    "And your wife's name?"
    "Five Horses"
    "Why Five Horses?" I asked.
    "Nag nag nag nag nag....."
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 27, 2022
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    Don't forget as winter will soon be upon us and our native birds are finding food scarce, please go to the pet shop and buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.

    There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nutbag.

    Just remember however, it's a bit too late in the year to expect a swallow.
     
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