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    I should maybe buy her dinner first !

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    Gareth Anisworth, after yesterday game, has banned all the players from owning dogs and any player that has a dog has to get rid asap.
    Reason he says, they can’t hold on to a lead
     
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    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
    His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.
    When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
    The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
    The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
    Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
    The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
    The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
    Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
    The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!"
     
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    Things a person searches for most in middle age:

    6% the meaning of life.
    6% love.
    6% security.
    2% spiritual enlightenment.
    80% car keys.
     
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