So I was walking in the jungle today and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes... I turned to a local tribesman and said: “That lizards really funny!” The tribesman replied: “That’s not a lizard... He’s a stand up chameleon...”
Just read a book titled 'The French Army During World War II, 1939 to 1945'. For those not familiar with the 24 Hour clock, that's twenty one minutes to eight until a quarter to eight at night.
So I arrived at the restaurant a bit early for a family meal. "Would you mind waiting for a while?" asked the manager. "Not at all," I replied. "Good," he said. "Take these 2 Coq au Vins over to the couple by the window, then start clearing tables 4 and 7".
I start my new job as an apprentice bell ringer tomorrow ! It's my first day, so they'll just be showing me the ropes.....
