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    Wycombe Wanderers Facebook Fan Club
    Peter Haynes · 18h ·

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    England’s Women’s National Football Team play Germany in the Euros later today and we wish them all the best.
    To mark the event, we are sharing this photograph of a Women’s football match at Loakes Park Football Ground, 1895. Loakes Park was the original home of Wycombe Wanderers Football Club, and back in 1895, women’s football matches were nothing unusual. They became extremely popular during World War 1 and by 1921 women’s matches attracted bigger crowds than many men’s matches. But between 1921 and 1970 the Football Association banned women’s matches on FA members’ pitches, stating that ‘the game of football is quite unsuitable for females and ought not to be encouraged’! It’s taken decades of commitment from many women to build the game back up!
    See this photo and thousands more local historic photographs on the SWOP website: https://swop.org.uk/
     
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    A man was about to go into a pub for a drink, when this nun standing outside starts telling him about the dangers of alcohol. He asked if she had ever had an alcoholic beverage, to which she replied, no
    He themn invites her to come inside and have a drink with him, she says I can't go into a pub, what would Father Murphy say if he found out I was in a pub?!?
    He says I'll bring you a pint out to you, she says I can't be seen drinking in public and beer just sounds so not tasty...I need something that a lady might like
    He says I'll, get you a sherry, She says that sounds nice, but to put it in a teacup so no one will know what youre drinking
    The man goes in and orders a pint of stout and a sherry in a teacup. ..the barkeeper says, is that feckin nun outside again?!?
     
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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a Beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
    The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"
    The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead!"
    The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
    The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
    Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
    Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
    The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
    The cowboy looks him in the eye and says.........

    "Nothing, but you left your injun runnin".
     
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    Disappointed by the Commonwealth Games coverage on TV.

    The guide says “55kg womens snatch”, but it’s just showing weightlifting!!!
     
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    A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied "1956, ma'am." The woman, in disbelief said "1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better." The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour. Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the general and said "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956..." The general looked at her, confused, and replied "I sure hope not, it's only 2130 now."
     
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