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    Scenes from the 100 Spanish fans who came over to watch Wycombe v Sheff W

     
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    A soldier who was renting a house from me has done a runner owing me six months rent.

    He told me he was a General, but I’ve since discovered he’s a Left Tenant.
     
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    I asked a Welsh mate how many sexual partners he'd had, he started counting but fell asleep........
     
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    I ordered a military fancy dress costume, but there was a bit of a cock up with the order half came as a 5th century warlord,the other part was a sisters of the holy order habit...too late to send it back so went as, Attila the Nun
     
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    Apart from having osteoarthritis have now been diagnosed with brittle bone disease......still musn't crumble
     
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    Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife, "Can you give me one last wish?"

    She says, "Anything you want." He says, "After I die, will you marry Larry?"

    She says, "But I thought you hated Larry." With his last breath, he says, "I do."
     
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    After the judge sentenced Boris Becker to 2½ years he asked her how many months that was.

    She told him "That's 30 Love".
     
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