That is a good record, the problem is though when Stockdale & the defence let them in boy do they let them in, Ipswich, Sunderland Wigan & Cheltenham all at home & Morecambe away come to mind that's 18 against in five games
Police officers have seized an uninsured ice-cream van after it was involved in a collision. The driver of the car that was hit sustained whippy lash.
I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night, and the bloke on the triangle disappeared.
The man who makes the giant eclairs at our local patisserie is retiring next week. There be some pretty big chouxs to fill when he goes......
I first met my girlfriend on a village green! There were marquees, food stalls, tug of war and a tombola Fete brought us together...
My mother in law is a big woman, she got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get round her. But he didn't have enough petrol....
I got fired from the hospital for stealing neck braces. At least I could leave with my head held high...
So this fella had been working at a building site. Every day, he walked off site with his wheelbarrow, and 'Security' checked that it was empty before he left. After 6 months the end his contract, he walked out without his wheelbarrow. 'Security' stopped him and said: "Come on, I just know that you've been nicking something. What was it?" "Wheelbarrows" came the reply.
