What day of the week is it thread

Tell her I'm in the garden and dont mind being kidnapped

 

Oh dear

 

**** Off

Does she have a sister?

 

I met her today, said I wanted to quiz her about her intentions. She said make it quick because I'm popping out in a minute. I got to 59 seconds

 

That's fecking uncanny. It's almost an identical photo of my missus. She has those exact same eyebrows except they meet in the middle.

 

If that's the only difference greeny, get the razor out and have a good evening

 

Just for a change today I actually cooked some scones. Yes I did do the mixing bit as well. I'd bought some clotted cream yesterday so decided I had to have something to go with it. I was sat in the garden with one and a large portion of the cream and my Cornish neighbour decided to have a conversation over the wall about me not putting the jam and cream the right way around. I took it for a few minutes then told him to feck off as he wasn't getting one anyway. He isn't the one with the cat by the way. I've managed to avoid him since windscreengate.

 

It's the only similarity Ron but they do look a lot like her's only smaller. And better trimmed............

 

Congratulations for getting that far up the screen

 

Have to say it's the furthest up I've been for a long while ...................

 

Good for you mate. Is that due to over the counter access?

 

Hi everyone hope you're all keeping well,looking forward to the lovely weather again today and a bbq later keep your peckers up especially you greeny

 

What day is it? Oh yes, thanks Guy

Why is the time flying faster?. Last weekend there was something we were going to do on Monday. Still haven't done it