What car do you drive ?

Was it called Billy Billy ?

 

I don't think anybody is doubting that footballers go to strip bars, anybody can pick up a copy of the Daily Star and read that garbage.

It's just that you have to be over 18 to visit one

 

No, it was called Liar Liar

 

Wasn't the main character called Walter ?

 

HA, ill have you know, that not only do i frequently visit the place, i have a few of the dancers numbers, :-D, and have taken some of them out a couple of times, one of the ones I know is coming back from Romania today, :-D.

 

So the answer to the OP's original question is that you drive a large van which you use to smuggle Eastern European hookers into the UK?

 

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Hooker????

 

Women who sell sex.

You're not really clued up about this whole area at all are you ?

 

If she is willing to shove her minge into a stranger's face for a fiver, she's a hooker

 

I'm talking about STRIPPERS, not HOOKERS.

 

Each dance costs 20 pounds.

 

That's a lot of your pocket money on a cheap thrill

 

That's true, that's why you have to get the right dancer, who makes it worthwhile. Here in London, what's even worst is you can't touch the dancer, whereas in America and the rest of Europe, you can. Now myself on the other hand, I know some of the ladies who give me really good dances, they let me even touch them, and they do the dance just right and how I want it , making it worthwhile. Some may say you could just go have sex, but for some people like myself, we just enjoy the strip scene and get a thrill out of that. I have much more fun going to the strip club than going to a night club, and since my brother is a DJ as well, he can tell me which clubs are the best to go to, and can even get me into some of the best clubs for free, but I just don't go clubbing at all, very rarely. The last time I actually went to a nightclub was in July, and it was after I left the strip club with 2 of the dancers who wanted to go clubbing!

 

I think your sexual fantasies would be best explored on another website Arsenal87

 

This thread has to be one the best laughs ever posted on this forum

 

Terrific read, especially as I went from page 5 to read back through the thought process that gets you from what car you have to the travelling plans of a Romanian stripper

 

What car do you drive ?

 

A Romanian Stripper GT

 

In keeping with the tall tales being told on this thread, this is my car...

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although I'm not sure how you get in, I'm too fat to Dukes of Hazzard my way in through the window