What car do you drive ?

Cuba ain't fussed who they let in.

I've been 4 times lol

 

I don't know if this is a running joke or reality? Are you an actual communist?

 

I'm not talking about visiting Cuba and staying in an all inclusive resort.When i visit i go on an organised tour with the Cuba Solidarity Campaign

 

I don't drive as you don't really need a car in London in all honesty, I don't even have a license yet, never bothered to get one, maybe next summer will look to get one.

Speaking of dad's and Audi's, my dad has an Audi 2011 S8, and my mom has the new 2012 A8.

I feel like a corrupt footballer when I sit in those cars. lol.

Although if this counts, I had a stripper ride on me last night if you know what i mean, yeahhhhhhhhhhhh. :-D.

 

Are you American by any chance ?

 

yes

 

More fool you. While you are riding around on the back of a donkey trying to convince everyone that Fidel is still alive, the young ladies that make my bed each morning are folding my towels into swans & fluffing my pillows

 

He said 'mom'.... omg please don't let it be true. The only good yank is a ...........

 

Yes. :-D. Half.

 

Comrade Fidel is alive and well

 

Trying to work out which half.


Have you got a fat arse or a small brain?

 

Explains all the moaning then.

 

You sound a little bit too young to be visiting strip bars

 

I did visit this summer, went to Chicago, as soon as I arrived and went to the check in area, saw so many fat people. And over there, every Mcdonalds, unlike here in London, has really really fat people working there, lol, the managers too were always really big and faaaaaaat.

 

He reminds me of a book that was written by Keith Waterhouse

 

I saw Wilshere and Shezny once at the same club, one of the strippers I know, was even going out with Shezny! Obi Mikel used to frequently go there as well, but haven't seen him there in ages. Another one of the strippers also had a fling with Nzonzi of Blackburn, and she started telling me stories of the kinky things he liked, like having her walk around naked in high heels. I kid you not.

 

There was a film with a similar title, staring Jim Carey

 

You feel like a corrupt footballer when you drive an Audi but not when you go to strip clubs?

 

I think you've been reading the Daily Star again