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What car do you drive and PCP?

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  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    My brother has one of these.
    It's an absolute rocket ship. Lovely car.
    Mercedes-Benz_E-Class_Estate_2013_(1).jpg
     
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    That sounds like a slogan you'd hear on a car advert for cars tossers like
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    It had to be white or black. My uncle has one and I couldn’t believe he could go around corners at 50-60mph in the town and the car didn’t roll.

    It was just an amazing drive.
     
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    That’s 90% of road users.

    I currently drive an Audi A3 and it’s so slow it unbelievable.

    I couldn’t drive it like a twat if I wanted to.
     
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    I agree with Range Rover drivers being idiots. They just think they own the road.

    BMW drivers yes I think they are also idiots in the minority. But most are old men.

    Audi. I drive one. I don’t class myself as a twat although I’m sure people probably do. Buy I drive very carefully.

    Never had a point on my licence to date in 24 years of driving.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Size doesn’t matter. It’s how you use it.

    That’s what I told my wife on our first date and she ****ing believed me. She signed the contract and now she is binded.
     
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    I do like them. But I’ve read some bad things about the boot. Not quite big enough to get a body in.
     
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    Well theres the stats to back up my claim
     
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    Except Audi drivers clearly the worst drivers on the road.

    :)
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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  11. Schlem Boogerman

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    So who has had the most points on their license?

    I had 3 about 25 years ago.
    Driving down to Whitby in my mr2 with the missus.
    Came off a roundabout, got up to 70 and thought nothing of it.
    Got a letter in the post 2 weeks later.
    Turns out that the day before the speed limit had been changed from 70 to 50.
    New speed limit signs placed a few yards off a busy roundabout so easily missed. Mobile speed camera placed just far enough down the road to nab people who would be up to the previous speed limit.
    Absolute **** of a trick by the police.
    It even made it onto look north there was so many people pissed off about it.
     
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    No points in 46 years of driving.

    Also only one accident which was my fault. Was going too quick on A1 at Washington when early rain turned to sleet and ice and spun 360 degrees (with me helping spin to face in right direction at end) when coming from dry road under cross over bridge back on to icy road when overtaking some Audi driver doing 30mph (in the middle lane) resulting in my car hitting crash barrier and ending up on hard shoulder by the end but without hitting anyone else on spin across the 4 lanes but writing my car off. All the while with my wife screaming “Trevor” in my ear.

    No one stopped to help. Not even the Audi driver. Wrote the car off but no injuries to me nor the by now quiet wife.









    The bit about the Audi driver might not be true but just anecdotal elaboration for Pouchy’s benefit although there was a prat driving at ridiculously slow speed even allowing for changing conditions. Three other cars spun off whilst I was waiting for Police to arrive.
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

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    That’s pretty **** that is. Like proper changing the rules ****.

    Never had any points. Touch wood. Driving for 23 years now.
     
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    My question is why was she shouting Trevor? That raises more questions for me matey.

    Clearly she was having an affair.
     
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    My last 4 cars have ben BMW, Range Rover, Range Rover and BMW so that completely disproves your hypothesis.

    Although i am old.
     
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    A confirmatory statement
     
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    No offence towards you. I’m sure your an impeccable driver.
     
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    I am hardly ever there to drive them. My Mrs is a great driver though although can get a bit annoyed with other drivers, especially ones in Audis.
     
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    Everyone's an arsehole
     
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    I think he's talking about the driver not the old gadgie in the back.
     
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