Try the 'Little African Child' Diet, you lose **** loads of weight but have a belly like a pregnant pig
get on the fast ,wizz speed ,what ever you may call it works like magic potion ,and it gives you benefits of a clean house
If you hit a diet hard you will lose a lot of weight in the first week but this isn't water but a type of fat that surrounds the liver. It is easily sacrificed by the body in times of food absence and can be around 5lbs or so. Losing it in a week feels great but can set you up for disappointing results afterwards. By the next week you are left with a more hard core fat to shift and people often get frustrated with one or two pounds dropped, get bored of salad and get back on the chips. There was a show on at the weekend with the title Fat and Proud with what can only be described as hippos in corsets parading around saying how happy they all were with their weight and that they'd embraced their beautiful (sic) bodies. On another channel at the same time was a show about a bloke who weighed 45 stone and never had a shag. He'd shifted over 400lbs in order to get his hole. Each to their own but I don't find the morbidly obese ladies very appealing and if you could guarantee that after taking one pill they would wake up a size 10 instead of 30 stone of blubber they would rip your hand off. It takes a massive physical and mental effort to shift that amount of weight using diets and fitness but the chubbers who have decided to stay BBW (bloody beached whale?) would rather live in denial than admit that they have given up. Have you noticed how being a porker is never their fault on these shows? It is always something like a lazy thyroid, genetic, slow metabolism etc. I could do with dropping a waist size myself so I may not have the right to get all preachy but I don't sweat like a pig, my legs don't chafe when I walk and I can take the stairs two at a time rather than two every week. Eat less, move more. Easier said than done though.
74 Stone woman on Channel 4 I saw the program on her last week - at the end it said that so far she had lost 32 stone - so down to a mere 42 stone! [video=youtube;ptBTKFmfags]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ptBTKFmfags[/video]
I think you mean glycogen, it's not fat but essential for life. That said, fat ****s smell. ****ing lumps of white 'Philadelphia' under their flaps of flab. Sores where their chins rub together. How the **** do they wipe their arses? You'd need a mop to get about it. The 400lb **** might have had a chance of getting his hole but no women would ever be arsed searching through the flab to find his cock. They'd get bored after they found a remote control, fray bentos tin and a ball of fluff the size of a jumper.
I had to endure watching that, was sick i couldn't stomach her arse like looked like she'd mixed a vat full of cornflakes with cooking chocolate then sit in it, let it dry and walked about with her arse looking like a chocolate cornflakes cake.
You'd lose some amount of weight holding all the fat away. You would have to do a vigorous warm up before porking the beast. In saying that, I think it would be the one time I would be happy at not shifting a floppy. How could you be aroused by a woman who can't clean her own arse? <rim>
I know your keen on glorifying your penis but surely even its not big enough to reach into there, you'd need a couple of tables mounted with vices.
Was your reply a ramdom insult ? - if so, thank you, much appreciated, although I would just like to point out that my original post was NOT in any way having a dig at you. <Ididn'tknowyouwereverticallychallenged>
