What are you missing? Or not?

Can't you just order a keg and buy a tap ?

Edit

https://onlinecashandcarry.co.uk/alcohol-suppliers-drink-wholesalers/beer-keg.html

 

Just put 2 bottles in a pint glass. It fits perfectly iirc

 

I wouldn't trust Just eat to deliver a pint without spilling some or drinking it

 

i don’t drink anyway it’s bent

 

I had a barbecue yesterday and got very drunk , the neighbour came round about 1030 all angry and asked me to turn my music down .

 

^^ 2nd biggestfaggotontheplanet

 

@Pish Flaps getting called out

 

Apparently Michael Gove Ranger has said pubs may not reopen till Christmas.

 

Aye next Christmas? lol

 

I know it sounded counter intuitive but when I go to work I get to sit in one place for an hour in the morning and and hour in the evening with my headphones on and ignoring the world. Difficulty with working from home is that I get up, walk the dog, fire up the PC and I have to deal with work, family etc and by the end of the day I can't be arsed making time to read. Evening routine starts up straight away and it is more dog walking, cooking etc.

I am doing more hours working from home, most of what would have been travel time is now taken up responding to all the needy text messages and WhatsApp group nonsense. Being the caring sharing boss I set up a work group, twats just used it as a platform to call everyone c.unts. Bit like here.

 

Scaring thing is that Michael Gove actually supports Queens Park Rangers

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Christ, I didn't even know that

Does he not originate from my neck of the woods?

 

Just read he only knew he was born in Aberdeen about a year ago, before that he thought he was born in Edinburgh.

 

How you doing buddy?

 

He is from north of the border but lives in London. Photos of him and his nippers at Loftus Road on the QPR board. Sorry, The Kiyan Prince Foundation Stadium. We re-named our ground to honour the memory of one of our youth players who got stabbed to death.

 

I'm doing fine buddy, your goodself?

 

Do you still have the Don Given's dugout?

 

So he has only started shagging sheep in the last twelve months?
After getting off the skag first obviously.

" THAT BORIS GOT COVID AND NAE **** LEAVES HERE TILL WE FIND OOT WHIT **** DID IT "

 

Londoners literally stepping over homeless junkies on their way to work .