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FosseFilberto said:
Three daughters and the missus .... how can they walk around clothes shops for so long ... buy nothing .... go back into same clothes shops much later ... <doh>
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One joy of not being with the mrs anymore ;)

I fully came to town with the intention of buying presents... 3 pints in and that's out the window <laugh>
 
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PISKIE said:
Got a busy weekend at a Christmas food event at swanky country house and gardens. Lots of Rupert and Harriet types with cash to burn, so hopefully a profitable weekend.
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Harriet will be buying something from your Black Mamba line, and Rupert may well fancy a fisherman's friend latex vagina, mate.

You'll make a mint.
 
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Spurlock said:
Lol....you still applying Savlon after having your arses ripped apart by Porto and as a result suffering the biggest defeat by an English team in the UCL?

Leicester fans, the only fans that brag when they getting shafted <rofl> dishonourable fools.
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That's vicious stuff, Spurly!

Bambi and his simpleton cohorts will be hopping with rage.
 
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FosseFilberto said:
Another prediction from the world's worst fortune teller...
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That isn't true, though, is it, Bambi? We all know that you'd like it to be true, but that isn't the same as it being true.

So far, I'd say my prediction of LCFC's spectacular capitulation has been startlingly accurate.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
That isn't true, though, is it, Bambi? We all know that you'd like it to be true, but that isn't the same as it being true.

So far, I'd say my prediction of LCFC's spectacular capitulation has been startlingly accurate.
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January 2016 HIAG predicts Leicester City demise - May 2016 Leicester City lift EPL title .... December 2016 Leicester City awaiting last 16 of UCL draw after convincingly winning group with a game to spare, enabling them to play reserve side in final dead rubber game ...

Meanwhile, in contrast, Spurs humiliated in group stages of UCL - out of the competition with a game to spare - now awaiting news of Europey fixtures ...<wah>

Like you wouldn't swap in a heartbeat ...

Mystic Melt ... as I said ... I know you wish it wasn't so .... but there are nothing but facts in what I've posted ..<ok>

But cling on to your wishful thinking if it gives you some solace <laugh>
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Harriet will be buying something from your Black Mamba line, and Rupert may well fancy a fisherman's friend latex vagina, mate.

You'll make a mint.
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I sold one to your missus a couple of weeks ago, she said that she was astonished at the size of it,
citing that it must be at least 20 times longer than the pitiful offering her husband has at home.
 
FosseFilberto said:
January 2016 HIAG predicts Leicester City demise - May 2016 Leicester City lift EPL title .... December 2016 Leicester City awaiting last 16 of UCL draw after convincingly winning group with a game to spare, enabling them to play reserve side in final dead rubber game ...

Meanwhile, in contrast, Spurs humiliated in group stages of UCL - out of the competition with a game to spare - now awaiting news of Eurpey fixtures ...<wah>
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HIAG owned again :)
 
FosseFilberto said:
I'm seriously thinking of selling him on ... I really can't find any practical use for him ... free to a good home ... Sky seems interested <whistle>
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Sky has certainly been grooming HIAG for a while. Maybe he wants a naked cleaner for his house ?
 
I love how you two (and it is only you two) are so desperate to own me.

It hasn't happened yet, and it never will.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I love how you two (and it is only you two) are so desperate to own me.

It hasn't happened yet, and it never will.
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... in fairness I never wanted you ... it sort of happened inadvertently ... I think I took over from Stan or Tobes but there was no formal deed of arrangement ... just seemed to find you hovering around wherever I went during our triumphant title campaign ... bit like a fart in a lift ...

Perhaps I won you in a bet from someone who kept to it?

Anyway, consider yourself free to go ... with my best wishes ... but be careful where that SatNav of yours takes you; it's certainly fcuked in the Americas ... probably serves you right for buying it from Daniel Levy's garage sale in the first place tbf <laugh>
 
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