Elephants love penguins but can't get the wrappers off.Aren't they endangered?
Elephants love penguins but can't get the wrappers off.Aren't they endangered?
Had one in BKK it was fcuking awful.Beer time. Fancy a Guinness. Let the search begin.
Aren't they endangered?
Aren't they endangered?

Fossy mate you should go on holiday to Liverpool, you'd be surprised how nice it is!
Better than Leicester, now that is a ****hole!
... and what would you know about Leicester Sky? ... you've likely only seen it from the M1 .... 
... rather like saying you should have an enjoyable and relaxing back, crack and sack ...... and what would you know about Leicester Sky? ... you've likely only seen it from the M1 ....
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I've been to Leicester mate, it's a dive.
Liverpool on the other hand is a never nice city. Although I don't go back for reasons I won't disclose on a forum![]()
) and the Bosworths (not to be confused with the Boswell's my scouse friends) ...
A silly typo and Fossy is on me like a ****ing rash!


... Chief has created a specific thread for Xmas wishes ... keep up
PS was a spectacularly funny typo for somebody trying to give it large ...![]()
It was a good typo, I'll give you that.
I'm ****ing hanging on by a thread today. Was up till 4am drinking Mount Gay rum.
...by coincidence bought my brother-in-law a bottle of that last Xmas and wrapped it with a packet of Cock soup I got at Tesco ...he's not ...but he'd started wearing rather too tight shirts so he got the message ...we all enjoyed the rum ..fine stuff.![]()
It's lovely rum, just a few rocks of ice and it's sex in a glass (don't get over excited at that Fossy).
I've been to the house of Mount Gay in Barbados. Good place to visit, got ****ing ****faced and fell off a small bridge and cut my arm open. My mate (a local rasta) stitched it up DIY style. Nice little scar to remember the day.
I've been to Leicester mate, it's a dive.
Liverpool on the other hand is a never nice city. Although I don't go back for reasons I won't disclose on a forum![]()
its not bad though i prefer appleton estate rum
the bricks and mortar of any rum diet is capt morgans and three barrels![]()
So why don't you go back?
Aaah its orite, heard it before gangster.