I used to coach his football team. I've seen those ****wit dads who bully their kids into chasing the impossible dream of becoming a professional footballer when it's clear they don't have the talent. The dads are angry, the kids are miserable.**** me I bet you give the poor lad a great pep talk before he plays.
Yeah mate, leave the kids development to Mrs Stanley.
I don't push my kids into misery, childhood is too short.

although I take no credit beyond the obvious. Mrs Stanley does the hard work.