'A washed out piss bag spud lover'
Wow!

Sky/sly is as wormy as both hiab saintsfan and spicklecock
No mate. You're thinking far too much about a simple statement.
I'm in my hotel room, trying to decide whether I fancy pasta, steak or Indian. There are some fantastic restaurants around me, and I have developed a hunger after laying waste to the Segments, today.
You know what? **** it! I'm going for the 10oz rib-eye, medium rare, with the peppercorn sauce.
Surely you must have roast spuds with that Hiag and some Irn Bru.
although I take no credit beyond the obvious. Mrs Stanley does the hard work.Stanley is currently watching the Trump v Clinton Factor.
In other news, the boy got through his football trial and will be playing in some televised tournament in Sweden next summer and the girl made the regional ballet finals.
Proud Dadalthough I take no credit beyond the obvious. Mrs Stanley does the hard work.
District rather than club (better players already picked up by clubs). I thought he had no chance but they see him as a left back rather than a left winger where he's always played and where he started the trial at before they moved him back. He's also benefitted from being able to read a game which is simply down to him watching lots of football with me. He categorically has no chance of playing at any level better than non league but this is a nice experience for him.Who is he playing for? yeah I've got News 24 on.
District rather than club (better players already picked up by clubs). I thought he had no chance but they see him as a left back rather than a left winger where he's always played and where he started the trial at before they moved him back. He's also benefitted from being able to read a game which is simply down to him watching lots of football with me. He categorically has no chance of playing at any level better than non league but this is a nice experience for him.
**** me I bet you give the poor lad a great pep talk before he plays.
Yeah mate, leave the kids development to Mrs Stanley.

Trump winning 24 to 3, first one to 270 wins control of planet Earth.
Trump leads in Virginia 54% to 41%....I don't know how this works because that does not add up to 100%