Were you asked to leave early after you had to explain another "joke"?... I've saved you a canapé... Manc tit on a sick ... rolled in Arabica coffee grounds ... suck on it and it will almost be like you were there...... thankfully you were not and there was plenty of genuinely witty banter ...
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How much is a grande, skinny, decaf, sugar free vanilla syrup, mocha latte with chocolate sprinkles?
Couple of questions:
a) how do you pay from memory?
b) how does your memory earn money?
... was all free mate ... FTI Consulting ... will confess I hadn't heard of half the stuff I was eating...but it was very nice ...my favourites were little pieces of fillet steak with Béarnaise drizzle and Lebanese chicken. .. both on skewers ..
That's so lame that Fosse is likely to repeat it at some point.
Obviously he'll use lots of ........ to make it even "funnier".
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I was in that dark place, once, in my thirties, my friend. These days, I keep a well-stocked wine cellar and a superbly endowed drinks' cabinet, each loaded with the finest booze that money can buy. Funny thing is, I'm not that much of a drinker these days. When, however, I do decide to imbibe, it has to be good stuff.
... the funniest thing in all of this sweet-pea, is that whilst we do have Costa franchises on site, and I do get a coffee with my breakfast, all I ever have is a latte... no syrup (sugar-free or otherwise) and certainly not 'skinny' ... just wanted to see if any of my 'critics' would bite ... and you have surpassed all expectation - your raging has been both spectacular and hilarious ... fortunately I'm strictly catch and release these days ... barbless hooks ... so you can just keep swimming...
... that bloke from Hull really has you pegged ... you are funny. .. but not intentionally.sleep well ...
This belongs in the Fosse hissy fit thread.... the funniest thing in all of this sweet-pea, is that whilst we do have Costa franchises on site, and I do get a coffee with my breakfast, all I ever have is a latte... no syrup (sugar-free or otherwise) and certainly not 'skinny' ... just wanted to see if any of my 'critics' would bite ... and you have surpassed all expectation - your raging has been both spectacular and hilarious ... fortunately I'm strictly catch and release these days ... barbless hooks ... so you can just keep swimming...
... that bloke from Hull really has you pegged ... you are funny. .. but not intentionally.sleep well ...
As a man who has a Rover 25 on his drive, I'd expect nothing less HIAB
It's actually the 'Fossy is a Raving Ranting Nobber' thread, but I hear ya.
Nice little ding dong by a couple of the regulars...Fosse and Stanley.
I've ripped Skiddy a few new ones as per...yawn sorry I'll find a new hobby soon enough.
Cussed Matthew for ****ing up the PL board with his threads as per. That's his 8 th thread in 7 days.
Abused that bloke from Hull, not the fat one.
Been orite today.
I've ripped Skiddy a few new ones as per...yawn sorry I'll find a new hobby soon enough.
Cussed Matthew for ****ing up the PL board with his threads as per. That's his 8 th thread in 7 days.
Abused that bloke from Hull, not the fat one.
Been orite today.
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