Unfortunately, Bro, he cannot. You have to blame me for that - hands up, guilty!
I own Skiddy's mind, you see. He now sees the World only by reference to me.
So does Pixie and so does Bambi. That is the power of my wum-skills. Again, guilty, mate!
Perhaps you should cut Skiddy some slack, mate. I'm not advocating that you let him go - still toy with him - just understand that he's not someone you're ever going to be able to have a decent conversation with, whether about football or anything else.