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What are you buying your other half for Christmas?

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Leased her a cooked turkey
     
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    Toley Fart, Dec 19, 2017
  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    It fires bullets I think. Just something different. Cheeky BASTARD.
     
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    Tina., Dec 19, 2017
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  3. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    B-C, Dec 19, 2017
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No shoes mentioned. And we all know Julie gobbles anybody fur a pair of shoes.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 19, 2017
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Good. None of it was for you. No harm done. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Dec 19, 2017
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'll buy ye an electric pump <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 19, 2017

  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    And what are you buying her?
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Dec 19, 2017
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I just said. Stupid ****.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 19, 2017
  9. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    There's really no need to be that abusive. I'm done with this place. Nasty.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Dec 19, 2017
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  10. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Someone who buys that many things for someone is overcompensating for something <whistle>
     
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    Tina., Dec 19, 2017
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  11. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Small penis? Lacklustre computing job? Lack of fingers? Bitter ex-wife?

    Take your pick.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Dec 19, 2017
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  12. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I love you.
     
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    Tina., Dec 19, 2017
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Aye, but he looks like George Clooney <rofl>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 19, 2017
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  14. Tina.

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    He looks like a bowl of puke<laugh>
     
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    Tina., Dec 19, 2017
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Or provides nasal sex. @The Chaser to confirm.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 19, 2017
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  16. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Someone is not gonna like any of this.
     
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    Tina., Dec 19, 2017
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    A bowl of puke with salt'n'pepper hair.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 19, 2017
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  18. Ponders Revisited

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    A pug.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Dec 19, 2017
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  19. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I just threw up in my mouth a little.
     
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  20. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Woof woof.
     
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