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What are the funniest jokes?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Nov 1, 2016.

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Jokes about what are the funniest...

Poll closed Nov 1, 2016.

  1. dead people

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  2. family

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. the UK having muslim weather

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  4. people going into a fish shop and seeing a guy in front with a cod under his arm on its birthday...

    4 vote(s)
    57.1%

  5. smelly fenians

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. racism

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  7. knock knock

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%
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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Knock knock...
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Who's there?
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Cliff Thorburn
     
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  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    **** off
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    The poll has now closed and the funniest joke is the one about the guy goes into a fish shop and the guy in front of him is standing with a cod under his arm and he asks the guy behind the counter if he has any fish cakes. The guy behind the counter says no and the guy who asked the question points to the fish under his arm and says, "oh that's a shame, it's his birthday today"

    This joke, which made up myself collected an incredible 4 votes. Thank you to everybody who took part<ok>
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Hold on a minute, M. How about this gem?

    Part One
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the house...

    Part Two
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    The chicken

    <party>Lolzy lol
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Like Gordon Strachan? And Brendan Rodgers?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    OP
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'm working on a new joke, goes something like this:
    Q: What's the prostate cancer sufferer's favourite soup?
    A: Cock-a-leekie
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    My dad died of prostate cancer you utter **** <grr>
     
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  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    The biggest joke on GC is *****ger's laughable attempts at threads.

    ****ing pape dickhead.
     
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  13. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    I thought the biggest joke was Monica wearing treads. The Bootcut jeans wi runners to be precise.
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Aka the Dublin look?
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Jokes that are made up by the joker themself.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 2, 2016
  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    What's the difference between Tina and a washing machine ?
    When you dump your load into a washing machine it doesn't have a faux outrage pretend miscarriage .
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    What's the difference between Tina and and an i pad ?
    You only have to punch the relevant information into an i pad once.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    #58
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