What are the best Nuts?

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Best Nuts?

  1. Walkers sensations

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
  2. Dry Roasted peanuts

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  3. Macadamia

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  4. Hazelnut

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Walnuts

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. My nuts

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  7. Marmite flavour nuts

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Pecan

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
  9. Cadburys whole nut

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  10. Other

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Did you ever know a kid with an allergy?

    I think back in the day we used to gain immunity to allergies through the amount of **** we ate or played in <laugh>
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy

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    or the kids were ignored until forgotten about

    <laugh>
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2020

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    Did he ****.
     
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  4. O'l Gravy Leg.

    O'l Gravy Leg. Well-Known Member

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    Never seen a kid with an epi pen until I was in my 30s at least.

    Even Asthma, almost no one had it, and the few that did literally couldn't breathe when they got attacks.
    Now the doctors give out inhalers like candy.

    tbh, that's public healthcare for you, too many bad doctors who just dont give a ****.
    1 in 10 Swedes are on anti depressants <yikes> they give em out like sweets there
     
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    c'mon, in our day they'd've kept schtum, otherwise they'd be in hospital or dead by lunchtime after having peanuts shoved down their mouth by everyone (inc teachers)
     
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  6. O'l Gravy Leg.

    O'l Gravy Leg. Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Still no Chocolate covered Brazil nuts - what kind of lazy ****er started this lamearse poll

    oh hang on
     
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  8. O'l Gravy Leg.

    O'l Gravy Leg. Well-Known Member

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    in Brazil they just call them nuts :bandit:
     
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  9. lfcpower

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    In no particular order ...

    Salt and vinegar peanuts

    Honey roasted peanuts, or peanuts and cashews

    Sweet and salty peanuts (some milk chocolate coated, some honey roasted, in the same bag :emoticon-0104-surpr)

    Roasted monkey nuts

    Salted macadamia nuts

    Crispy coated peanuts, sweet chilli or bbq flavour

    Toasted pine nuts

    Habanero chilli peanuts

    One good thing about the xmas period is they get some extra nut and nut flavour combos in the shops which is a change from the usual
     
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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  11. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    That's big pharma for ya <laugh>
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Used to have a girlfriend who had a severe allergy to something, I forget what. Had to have that early awkward conversation about if she started dying at a restaurant for me to use her epi pen. All fine and a bit nuts at the time but she had hairy nipples so I had to bin her anyway.
     
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  13. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Your cock?
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not that I remember :biggrin:
     
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  15. lfcpower

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    :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  16. O'l Gravy Leg.

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    The prevailing thought among those people is health will come from a syringe. That's literally the Bill Gates vision of the future. (He's the best pharmaceutical sales man to ever have existed that guy, you can sell way more vaccines than you can copies of windows <laugh>)

    It's not some evil conspiracy to wipe out the population, it''s some evil conspiracy to make every human on the planet a customer of those corporations ;)

    People often think "conspiracy theory"
    Bayer, knowingly sold AIDs contaminated blood products to the EU market, they couldn't sell it in the US market, they knew the product was contaminated. It's not a secret, it's public record.

    If they'll sell you aids knowingly, what else would they do for $$
     
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  17. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp nil by mouth

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    Nah bruv.

    Hairy nipnips.

    Nope.
     
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  18. PJS - BACK AND BOSSING IT

    PJS - BACK AND BOSSING IT Fabio Borini Lover

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    Salt and vinegar, KP ones are the best.
     
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  19. PJS - BACK AND BOSSING IT

    PJS - BACK AND BOSSING IT Fabio Borini Lover

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    What the ****, how did you last past the hairy nipple discovery.
     
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  20. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp nil by mouth

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    @luvgonzo did the one you piss on have the hairy nipnips?
     
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