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What An Embarassment

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Fatty ruins it again.
     
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  2. Tina.

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    Uranus?
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    A boy I knew who worked in the Merc garage once got sent along to the Jeep garage for foreskin washers <laugh>

    Spastic actually went. My favourite is the left handed spade though.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

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    A glass hammer
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

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    Best one I heard was a young guy being sent for a tamp axe to 'chop up those tamps of wood'. <laugh>
     
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  6. gas

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    <laugh>.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>'
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    A bucket of steam or a skirting ladder another 2 faves
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Pubs that employ daft young bints (actual "dumb waiters") the best place for vexatious requests. Skirting board ladders and a can of steam were my faves, along with the classic long stand.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The long stand is THE classic.

    Especially when they decide to call the apprentice back to tell him they now need an extra long stand.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And "We need it urgently" <laugh>
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    When the chef used to send a waitress to us - or vice versa - for a long stand, said simple bint would always be told "ok, just hang on a minute". And then be left till some killjoy put them out of their misery.

    No doubt this sort of thing has been banned by the European Court of Human Rights by now.
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    Non stick adhesive always worked a treat.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Some army ones

    Keys for the indoor grenade range
    Sky hooks
    Misfire nets
    Keys for the regimental square
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    any tattie related japes Dev?
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Left handed peelers?
     
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