What An Embarassment

That's similiar to some bum asking you for 10p for a pint,my answer to that is if "I give you 20p can you get me one as well".

 

I was offered sex for £10 by some rough old scotchwomon outside Kings Cross station. I'd missed the last train home so, had she not been homeless, I might have accepted her offer.

 

Tina get's around.

 

You should have taken the tenner and done a runner.

 

You bullshitting bastard. You'd have been at it like a jack russell down a badger's set

 

London is full of Scotch beggars though. **** knows why

 

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Probably and she could keep the tenner too

 

If i had the wings of a sparrow
The arse of a big buffallo
I'd fly over ER tomorrow
And ****e on the bastard below.

Mon the jocks ; Lets beat the English scum then paint Trafalgar Square TARTAN.

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How many poor ****s have been sent to the stores offshore to get tartan paint?

 

...or a long stand

 

A new bubble for a spirit level.

 

Sky hooks

 

One of the pipeline guys asked a young new start to go to the stores and get a couple of fallopean tubes.

The other new start behind the stores said "I'll just check".

There are some right ****s out there.

 

We sent a lassie to the janny in Uni for a long stand. The boy went and made himself a cup of tea then came back and told her "There you go"

What a ****ing hero.

 

The long stand one had me in stitches the first time I seen it done. And by that I mean I waited an hour before the ****s let on.

 

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we had a dim girl with an attitude working in the IT section a few years ago - she told her boss someone was on the phone asking what to do about his monitor - the boss said "tell him to shove it up his arse" so she did

 

Or to get a "reach around" ...