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What about those Muslims, eh?

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  1. merrysupersteve

    merrysupersteve Active Member

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    Haven't noticed any threads about the Islam religion and opinions about the Muslim people on this board as yet, so why not discuss it now? So, Muslims, good or bad? I'm going to say good because I like religion. It's fun and very believable.

    Please, whatever you do, do not attempt to discuss football here. That is not the purpose of this thread. You may mention Qatari Holdings but only in terms of their religious beliefs and ideologies.
     
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    merrysupersteve, Feb 16, 2011
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You used the word 'football' in your post (albeit when prohibiting the discussion thereof). Please remove this word now and replace with Allah, Mohammed or Fat'wa
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Feb 16, 2011
  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have no time for any religion.
    All it causes is death and suffering

    My god is better than your god
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Feb 16, 2011
  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    How dare you say that infidel pig?!? Do you want to have a fight about this?
     
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  5. merrysupersteve

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    My god is a backwards dog. !foow fooW
     
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  6. TuckersLaw

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    In the words of Team America: I put a jihad on you!
     
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    All hail the supreme Mufti, Ayatollah Alex of Ferguson! At least we didn't spend £500 million on our intifada...
     
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    Allah is great. <ok>
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That's a matter of opinion, surely
     
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  10. merrysupersteve

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    Nah I don't like Allan very much.
     
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  11. Hizmo

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    Which I'm entitled too. :)
     
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  12. TuckersLaw

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    Who would win in a fight out of Allah and Jesus?

    To make it interesting, Allah can tag-team with the tooth fairy and Jesus can tag-team with Santa.

    Allah would put a jihad on Jesus, who would then ring his mate Jehovah (?) to rain down a plague of locusts. I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't done this.... yet.


    They could call it;

    The Passion of The Fight
     
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  13. Swarbs

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    Allah's had your mum.

    Up the wrong 'un too...

    South Park did it. Jesus beat Satan after Satan rigged the fight in a betting scam. T'was awesome.

    South Park also showed Muhammed as a flying dude with the power of fire. Way before all these cartoon protest bollocks...
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I liked the Judgement Day episode of South Park where they announced which religion was 'the true faith', and all its followers were consequently allowed into heaven. Turned out that it was the Mormons.
     
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  15. merrysupersteve

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    I wondered why she said she'd been touched by Allah. I thought she'd had an epiphany.
     
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  16. Swarbs

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    That was quality.

    "I'm sorry, the correct answer was 'Mormon'. Yes, Mormon was what we were looking for."
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Yeah, I think they were the exact words too. Like it was a pub quiz answer. Quality!
     
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  18. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Brainwashed idiots.

    Worst ones are born again Muslims or fanous people doing it for show.

    Wonder if these idiots got battered at school like muslim kids do today by their teachers.

    South Park, Family Guy, American dad and to some extent the Simpsons all take the mick out of religion and are some of the only programs brave enough to do so.

    Worrying that our bravest people basically make a career out of making doodles lol.

    Praise be to Allan obviously....I assume thats what they were trying to spell but hit the H instead of the N. Simple mistake as there very close together.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Feb 16, 2011
  19. ManUniTID

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    How dare ALL you infidels. You speak of "god" and know nothing of his infinite wisdom

    BEHOLD!!!!

    please log in to view this image
     
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    ManUniTID, Feb 17, 2011
  20. merrysupersteve

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    Bloody work has blocked your picture. Of course, there may not actually be a picture and the only way I can be sure that there is one is through faith. Yes, there is deep meaning here.
     
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