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What a bird

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by Eireleeds1, Feb 18, 2024.

  1. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    NostradEmus Firpo is Shit

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    That was a disappointment when I opened up the thread.

    Here you go fellas....

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  3. Jammy 07

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    And yet Marcos says Emma is bang average !!!
     
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  4. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Or an average bang. Maybe he knows her better than he’s letting on
     
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  5. Wakey

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    What lovely eyes
     
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    She can average me any time
     
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  7. NostradEmus

    NostradEmus Firpo is Shit

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    She has eyes?
     
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  8. Wakey

    Wakey Well-Known Member

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    Yes they are above her lovely tits
     
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    Nice wingspan
     
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    Springs bursting out all over.
     
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    Hang on........

    Peacocks can't fly, at least not properly

    Peacocks can fly but only 2% of the time. In an effort to escape a predator, a peacock can fly for a short stint in order to roost in safety. In flight, a peacock may launch up to 8 feet high and travel no more than 300 feet. Peacocks learn to fly from their mothers; most have acquired this ability by 6 months of age.
     
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  12. NostradEmus

    NostradEmus Firpo is Shit

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    It had been catapulted up there.

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    I think it was the slight aroma of BO that put me off. Christ only knows what her minge must smell like :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  14. Jammy 07

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    Youzers.

    You're not pulling any punches there are you <diva>
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    tell him doggy style is only for mingers and poo sniffers :emoticon-0128-hi::bandit:
     
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    And for screaming her sister's name out & not letting go. Perfect! :D
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. ellandback

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    That would would make sense. I apologise. I thought it had been photoshopped!
     
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    Has he paid all of Rebekah's debts yet?
     
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