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We've been promised a show by Pardew

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    The Thames? That's a long way from SJP.
     
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    Obi Wan, May 18, 2013
  2. Agent Bruce

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    Tyne, Thames, both start with T, I can see how he can get confused.
     
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    Agent Bruce, May 18, 2013
  3. abc CissesCurriedGoat abc

    abc CissesCurriedGoat abc Well-Known Member

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    To tell you the truth, the anti Pardew brigade is probably going to be happy with that,













    provided we do win 3-1
    Can you see it happening? We definitely don't know for sure, but we'll need something special...like....putting on a show
     
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    abc CissesCurriedGoat abc, May 18, 2013
  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Hope for an 8-0 loss and a swift Pardew sacking.

    GUS POYET NOW! <OK>

    I would willingly watch us lose heavily in a match that doesn't matter, to see the man get the **** out of our club.
     
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    Welshie, May 18, 2013
  5. Krome

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    Its closer to my sky box <whistle>
     
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    Krome, May 18, 2013
  6. Obi Wan

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    You don't want to connect your sky box up to the Thames, that could cause real havoc. <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, May 18, 2013
  7. Rafa's Championship Party

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    One day it will happen.
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    See what happens after the final whistle if we get beat.
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    "Anti-Pardew Brigade"?! <grr>

    You mean the "Brigade who's Anti-Pardew"? Anti-Pardew Brigade indeed!!! Splitters!
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Whatever happened to the "Anti-Pardew People's Front"?
     
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    He punched a horse and is facing criminal charges :bandit:
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    splitter!
     
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    Obi Wan, May 18, 2013
  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I say we kidnap Pardew's wife, take her back, issue demands...

    If they refuse, we send her bits back every hour on the hour, show them we're not to be trifled with!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 18, 2013
  14. Obi Wan

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    But I quite like trifle. Not sure I can be swayed so easily.
     
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    Obi Wan, May 18, 2013
  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    It won't work, he'll just get someones elses wife, probably a players............alledgedly
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 19, 2013
  16. 2010 tops dog

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    Fingers crossed, he needs to know how he is not wanted simples


    QUOTE=Krome;4758197]Think there's going to be some hostility from the crowd towards Pardew tomorrow?[/QUOTE]
     
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  17. jimileysbaldhead

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    At first glance I thought that said " kidknap Pardew's wife and take her up the back, issue demands....."

    I'm not sure how much that would encourage Alan to play a more attacking brand of football with the ball on the floor.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, May 19, 2013
  18. abc CissesCurriedGoat abc

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    Not on Willo's watch.
     
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    abc CissesCurriedGoat abc, May 19, 2013
  19. Obi Wan

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    I guess this kidnapping lark might have its benefits. <whistle>
     
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    Obi Wan, May 19, 2013
  20. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Never mind Pardew's wife, let's just kidnap Pardew and lock him in a room with Waddle whilst he writes the list of 1000 players that are better than David Beckham.
    On that basis we will never have to endure either of these prize planks again!
    See l said planks, but meant something different so as too be polite and ladylike lol
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, May 19, 2013
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