West Stand Upper

[cheshireles]

Thought that was a midlands thing?

Deffo a Sheffield way of speaking, I'm in Sheff most weeks, unfortunately!

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

Deffo a Sheffield way of speaking, I'm in Sheff most weeks, unfortunately!

So Midlands then...

 

[Cityzen]

Deffo a Sheffield way of speaking, I'm in Sheff most weeks, unfortunately!

Never hear them say that. Thee, thy thum, reet…yes..

 

[DMD]

Deffo a Sheffield way of speaking, I'm in Sheff most weeks, unfortunately!

Funny lot, the Derbyshire ****s.

 

[Trumpton Tiger.]

Good news, I assume Hull v Rovers won't be needing it the day before?

They are opening it for the 'world famous' and beyond Hull derby the day before, but all the other stands will be closed.

 

[Phinius T Bookbinder]

They are opening it for the 'world famous' and beyond Hull derby the day before, but all the other stands will be closed.

Ooo you tease..

 

[Cityzen]

Funny lot, the Derbyshire ****s.

Assume. You didn’t get an A* in geography? Just a B?

 

[Red top reader]

I’m taking my soon to become son in law and his dad to this game, we’ll probably be in the east stand but failing not getting in there west upper it is lol…

 

[Frank Fingers]

I’m taking my soon to become son in law and his dad to this game, we’ll probably be in the east stand but failing not getting in there west upper it is lol…

Don't ask me why this popped in to my head.

While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head. The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck

His daughter comes in with her date. The man explains the situation, and the daughter’s date says, “I can get the peanut out.”

He tells the father to sit down, shoves two fingers into the father’s nose, and tells him to blow hard. The father blows, and the peanut flies out of his ear.

After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat, the mother turns to the father and says, “Isn’t he smart? I wonder what he plans to be.” The father says, “From the smell of his fingers, I’d say our son-in-law.”