Match Day Thread West Ham vs Saints, Sun 2nd April 2pm, Sky Sports

That familiar feeling of we could play for a month and not score

 

TV quote; “Saints play it around really nicely but it all falls apart in the final third”.

 

Ok All. Let's get the draw for us.

Stare at the score on the screen and imagine and believe it says 1-1. or 1-2. Lets manifest the win/draw

 

Everything is just so laboured and slow. We're is the ****ing urgency

 

Caleta-Car trying to get on the scoresheet there...

 

What's depressing to me is how we seem to never ever ever create 1 on 1 opportunities. Every other team seems to do it but never us. We just kinda fumble our way to the goal.

We have as much penetration as a softcore porno

 

I knew we were awful and have no attacking threat, but I didn’t realise quite how awful West Ham are.

 

Same.. there’s just nothing about us. Pitiful. Has fabianski made a save this half

 

We're not playing a top 6 side so don't expect anything too energy sapping

 

Tall Paul off the bar!

 

First time we put a cross in and hit the bar

 

And that’s why you should cross to a 6ft 7 guy.

 

Finally we put in aerial cross and our 6foot 7 inch striker almost scores. Who would have thought!

 

Bar.

 

Humbug.

 

Did Alan Smith call Paul a "youngster"? He's 28 FFS.

 

Two more and we could start a Beach Boys number

 

I'm going when the game finishes. Strong liquor needed.

 

When we're losing I always stay to the final whistle, to beat the crowds

 

So friggin slow in build up. it's 90 mins ffs