Match Day Thread West Ham v Newcastle United- Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

And if we get a red card today I will cry!

 

How about 2

 

Hahaha Anita clogging Payet.

Edit. Spoke too soon

 

We are dreadful we really are!

 

We're going to win 2-1, we're going to win 2-1

 

Yep

 

But Jimmy said we'd win 3-1. He promised!

 

Relegation this time

 

As long as we keep playing Anita and colback. We have ten players effectively. They just **** about and dally on the ball. We are are shocking team to watch. We are slow. Limitless and no direction. No leadership. And thauvin is a poor mans cabella.

 

Every time a team comes forward to our defence all I hear in my head is benny hill music. It's comical.

 

I wouldn't mind, but where are the topless ladies?

 

Good goal for them. I really worry about our incisiveness. West Ham have an amazingly deep squad in attacking areas now, they look a decent prospect for a Europa spot and a cup run. We look like a **** version of FC Twente. No incisiveness.

 

Thauvin has he played football before. He's even lighter than cabella and clearly is scared of taking a player on. I am actually watching this game with no enthusiasm at all. We just fanny on with the ball for ages before launching a long ball and offside.

 

I don't mind Anita/Colback

 

We have got to change our formation. And either play Anita or Colback and not both.

 

And does colback and Anita just stand in the same place the whole game. They add nothing to our team we might as well be playing 4-4-2 and **** them off as this formation does not work full stop for us.

 

Ha ha

Best ever post

 

The two of them together slow our attacks down so we instantly look outnumbered every time we win win the ball in midfield.

 

Haidara having a go, at least.

 

I edited my post to explain my reasoning, but my stupid iPhone deleted it

To summarise, I think they're a necessary evil away from home. Unfortunately steve's plan is ****ed because they scored in under ten minutes. He'll get to 45 mins then change it.