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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    :emoticon-0172-mooni.
     
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  2. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    The moon is out but ACS's hairy arse is blocking it <ok>
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    If you're looking in Fenwick's window then it never will!
     
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    Pop down Fenwicks for the Hammers game and it will be!
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    You and me <whistle>
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    I'm so tempted to do that.


    But why does that make me feel filthy and perverted?
     
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  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    So...

    You all thought I was the Seer, eh? <laugh><laugh>














































    ...only joking <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    For clarification - joking about not being before I **** up the game! <laugh>
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    well..... we are being good... perhaps funky would haul himself out burn himself at a stake and tell us he's a werewolf so we can sleep.
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    <laugh> worried himself... or us or both.. or neither...
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    FFS - hurry up Rolando

    we've got a mackem to cook!
     
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  12. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    LYNCHIN' TIME!!
     
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    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    The remaining villagers gather solemnly around Funky. A few titters can be heard, but that's normal, it's tense. Quickly I pull the gun and point it squarely at Funky's temple.

    "Better make it a silver bullet, bitch, for I AM A WEREWOLF!!!"

    Bang.

    Finally, Villagers, we strike back. Sleep well knowing only two remain...
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Apr 17, 2015
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    I know there is a like button but can anyone show me the "I'll kill the bastard if he does that again" button?
     
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    AND he won't see it coming.
     
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    So I had a Mackem chewing on me? FFS!
    Well played Nev. <ok>
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    well played Funky you Little Hairy Bastard!! <ok>
     
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    At least we're consistent <laugh>
     
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    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    So I was right in my suspicions about Funky then <doh>
     
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    you feck. you better be the seer or I'm stuck with my ass out here.
     
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