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  1. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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  2. Brian Storm

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    Who hasn't voted?
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    The doc has got a hell of a job on his hands tonight!!!
     
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    :emoticon-0158-time::emoticon-0158-time::emoticon-0158-time::emoticon-0158-time:
     
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    Saying this now, shile we can talk.
    Back to worketomorrow - if I'm not still puking - so won't be on until 6pm, bar maybe 10 minutes around lunchtime if I'm lucky.
     
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    Why does it feel like we just shot Bambi?? :oops:
     
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    Lunchtime. Is that a slight hint there? <whistle>
     
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    [QUOTE"Funky Dick, post: 7824379, member: 1023141"]Who hasn't voted?[/QUOTE]
    ACS, AFCFTW, GLITF
     
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    Dammit, you always catch me out!
     
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    ;)
     
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    Have they been online?
     
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    Only ACS.

    AFC not since 7.30am and GLITF not since 10.30pm last night
     
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    We march as one upon GLITF's ramshackle village hut, torches held aloft....outside are bones...animal? human? pah, no time to look properly.....we bang on the door, for she has slept all day, no-one has seen her? Busy last night, were we? Still no answer we smash down the door with our pickaxes and find her asleep, clothes torn asunder...."KILLER", we shout, "BEHOLD THE SKINMAN", we cry....carried out she twists and screams pleading innocence....

    HOLD HER STILL......the rope is tied tight, no escape she-devil....TIE HER FAST, SONS OF ADAM.....I raise the knife and draw it across her throat, a throat that has surely seen a dozen men's organs slip down like oysters....she gurgles and looks at me, eyes wide but clear....she beckons me close....


    ....."I.....am.....not...a.....werewolf....."

    And the light fades from another innocent life taken........

    Phew. I'm knackered, off to bed I think. Sleep well, see you in the morning.
     
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    Cheers fella.
     
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    AFCTFW is getting it tomorrow then for being inactive.
     
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    Fck! Wolves are laughing at us.
     
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  18. Lord Jonjomort

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    Between mouthfuls.
     
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    Just got in from work which is really full on ATM, that's why l have not been posting or on line as was pointed out by someone.!
    You nasty bunch of ****ers
    , you have murdered me, and l nope you all burn in hell for eternity

    I WAS NOT A WEREWOLF - muppets - RIght upset now sob sob sob
    Nobody saved poor little GLITF
     
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  20. Lord Jonjomort

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    Gentle reminder. Dead can't talk.

    Nor can the living when asleep. Sweet dreams!
     
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