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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i changed!!! random selection to get 3 in vote... ha!

    brb would be proud
     
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  2. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    If I survive I'm voting you ;)
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you are a wolf cos you jumped too hot when i voted valley.

    I put 3 in cos i felt like it right now. i don't know tash nor have ever talked to him so i presume hes inactive.

    I just felt like it cos you lot do it to me!

    <laugh>
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    then
    you are a wolf too.

    I think they should kill me to prove it.
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    This is gonna be horrible not being able to talk about it after lol
     
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  6. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    VOTING IS CLOSED.

    The villagers are a confused bunch and have bizarrely handed us a three way tie.... Valley, Tash and AFCFTW.
     
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  7. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    As any mathematician will tell you, a coin toss is no longer a sufficient means of determining the victim. I will also point out that a repeat tomorrow will see ALL THREE lynched. However, I'm a benevolent werewolf hunter, so tonight will be selected at random....
     
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  8. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    I'd gladly be a wolf if it lets me bite your head off :D
     
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    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    ....and fate has dealt TASH a poor hand. He has been strung up from the nearest tree and burned. In his death throes he whispers......"I am NOT a werewolf.....curse you all, every bstard last one of you motherf*****s...."

    Night has fallen, sleep well in your beds....
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Fck. We definitely can't do a tie tomorrow if everyone gets lynched.just got to hope the doc saves the right person tonight.
     
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    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    I hope you all realise that nobody came in to save me tonight.
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Apart from MITO <whistle>
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    see... i saved the innocent... hero me.. night all.

    any votes for me is a vote for anarchy... i'm town but loose cannon this week

    clearly see that IBWt is not to be trusted
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Huh? How did you save the innocent?
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I tried to come off him cos i only voted for him to see what people would do he was up and i moved off him.... just saying i did.

    i said tangent... people reacted.. i got called suspicious and he proves to be innocent.

    need to look back at who is reacting to thing i think.

    anyway he's dead so not in a random selection its 3/12 are werewolves but it will be 3/11 tomorrow when they kill unless doctor sees it right
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    But you still didn't save him!
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ok ok... so sue me!

    I decided making a tie was better than an outright save.... just keeping it fresh and tasty for you lot... you'd love a straight oh he's guilty as sin save.

    did i save valley? morgan, Bobby, IBWT or Tash or did i save none of them.. am i a mad werewolf or just voting crazily for no reason. OR have i created some reactions that need to be looked into. Vote for me all you want lads but its an easy vote that you'll find wolves on....

    they might kill me tonight but look to the actions.
     
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  18. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Ahem. Goodnight villagers.
     
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  19. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Mod, please remove all tags.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Sorted! <ok>

    Good night Jim Bob
     
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