No, Jason Bent the character off Lee Nelson's Well Good Show.. if you haven't seen the mini-series on Jason Bent the spoof PL footballer watch it!
When the KC was built Adam Pearson said that it would be pleasant for fans to stay a while after the game, having a pint and watching the results come in. Of course he wasn't allowing for Humberside Police or council jobsworths who want everyone out and on their way home ASAP. It is alright at other clubs but not in this pioneering,innovative top 10 city.
i did wonder why to be honest. but yes you are correct they do get very anxious if you are still in the ground 15mins after the final whistle. you can go to the sportsman bar as well if you are a member as they remain on for longer. agree that Hitler Cooper and his willing slaves - Council JobsWorths and the local Fuzz need there Customer Service upgrades for sure.
To be honest, most grounds I've been to tend to close the outlets on the concourse half way through the second half. Once at Anfield (for an England game) they ran out of beer and pies before half time! Was a nice surprise at Brighton that everything was open after the game.