Off Topic Well What's The Chances....

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BackO'TheNet

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Ha ha ha ha....sorry guys, merge this with another topic, but please leave it here for a day because my mate won't get on here until tomorrow.

Okay, WTF !!??? - Talk about a quick comedy brain from my mate, followed by a reality belly laugh.

Let me set the scene -

Last Saturday, in the boozer, we are all waiting for the live Band to do their sound check. My mate, looking at the TV, notices that the next match on TNT is a French match between - Lens v Brest at 8pm.

My mate quipped - "Is a Lens supporter called, a pair of glasses?"
Me - "Wtf?"
Mate - "And, does that mean their supporters are the original spectators?"

Everyone laughing....

5 minutes later - He then chirps up again and said this -

"F*ck me, Is a Brest supporter called a bra?"

Everyone giggling.....and telling him to f*ck off.

He then said, the away supporters must be called Brassiers !...

But then this happened.

He got up out of seat and shouted, "No ****ing way man, look at the Brest team line-up!"

Everyone puzzled...

Wow, believe it or not, the Brest CB is called......

Lilian Brassier

Scenes....


 
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