Oh tickles, made my day. Think you should sit down and read mister meddles muddles for a bit and have a scratch of the old head.
He's growing on me, he's funny and intentionally so. Im starting to laugh with him rather than at him.
... no... it has taken a lifetime of hard work, dedication and sparkling wit to achieve that staus ...
Who is that in the blue, stuffing his face? Looks an awful lot like Stephen Clemence, ex-City captain. Had an awful time with injuries with us, does he have a job with you lot? Got a lot of time for the bloke, a really nice guy.
... try a hostel ... those buses must make it difficult to sleep ....... (I write all my own material .. is it obvious?)