Into his 50's....he's a frigging youngster, barely turned 50. Never done a proper days work in his life. Me been closer to 60 (than 50..just) missed out on the skateboard generation. I struggle to stay balanced just standing, and suffer the odd tweak if my foot doesn't land exactly where it should. He's still a youngster and bounces when he falls down. How the **** could I survive stood on a food tray travelling at 30 odd mph for a week? Also myself and Dennis have that competitive streak. We 'played' sports/games etc against each other after we'd both finished playing proper sports (rugby, footy, cricket etc) at good standards, so competed quite evenly at golf, tennis, squash, poker, drinking (quantity, definitely not quality) without a clear winner. So all Dennis wants is to see me grovelling in the snow after yet another painful fall allowing him to come 'boarding' over offering his assistance while parading his latest trick and kicking fresh snow in my face.
..and yet, I've seen his photos. It would be magnificent just to not snowboard and admire the scenery
I recognise that arse anywhere. He had to start somewhere (and a reminder why I don't want to). I do believe Dennis does have Aldbrough links.