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Since Stoke have returned to the top flight, i believe you ( the mackems )have yet to win at our great stadium, & another stat is i also don't think that your new manager has also won here.

So that all points to a very easy Stoke win, but will it?

Since your new gaffer was installed, i believe we were at least 10 points infront of you, you are now 8th & 1 point infront of us.

So what has happened?

I'll tell you

Your injection of a new manager, compiled with our total ineptness to play football( or any concept of football ), has got you storming up the league, whilst we standstill ( praying too reach 40 points, in the managers eyes ).

So I ask you Mackems( with us playing absolute dross, especially at home ), do you fancy your chances of a win?

Ps to Stokies, can we finally start to perform infront of our fans?

Replies welcome.

 

Not expecting a win tbh. Hoping for a draw.

You'll have a field day with our keeper; he can't claim a cross to save his life

 

The results we've had lately I'd fancy us anywhere TBH.
Stoke away though....Never easy.

 

if you play like normal for you, we will have to suit up like American football players to try and avoid injuries, but im still confident of a 2-0 win i think we just have too much quality at the moment.

 

I think a lot depends on if as usual the referee allows Stoke to kick everything above grass and man handle everyone and his gran at set pieces...If this is clamped down on, then I'm quite sure that our superior footballing ability will shine through..

 

now i don't want to start a free for all regarding us tugging & pulling at set pieces, but forget watching MOTD, they only highlight the Stoke tugs & pulls, if you actually watch us, the same amount happens when we are attacking in their box, but because we are the big bad ugly side of the Prem, those incidents never get shown.

 

just hope Stoke pile forward so we can catch them on the counter, our speciality under O'Neill. Never fancy us at Stoke but the way we're playing i fancy us to beat anyone

 

If you mean that you get away with it in defence as well as attack, then I'm in total agreement with you..

 

ha ha ha classic

 

Are you coming too the game Mr White?

 

Jesus that's a bit harsh Vaughan

 

No chance of us piling forward. TP only lets four players out of our half at any one time! (Except for corners, free kicks and throw ins!)

 

Forget all these idiots Huth, you know me to be a man of superior interlect and a football guru. I can tell you know we will stuff you, I predict 3-0 to the proper boys in Red & White not your cheap copies.

And remember, we now have The Greek

 

A sit in then after 45 with oranges

 

Lol maybe but that way I won't be to disappointed if we lose

I honestly do worry about Mingolet and crosses, though.

 

If Stoke were playing in my back garden i'd draw the curtains.

 

Philistine

– Just kidding, bring back Westwood & some garlic

 

I thought MON was Irish?

 

Pity then you are a welder & cannot draw, think there is a new government programme coming up.

Autism:

Why is mackemwelder still backwards?

 

I ****ing hate playing Stoke away.

I do, however, love Alton Towers.

2-1 Sunderland.