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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Fortunately she knows about my man-love for certain lucky guys (she looked at my computer once while I was in the toilet)... She condones it so long as I reserve her a slice (and stop looking at dirty videos) <ok>

    As a side note, there's plenty of love up for grabs (innuendo intended), so newbies feel free to spread a little my way ;);)


    p.s
    I don't look at dirty videos*... I'm a nice, sensitive guy...






    *anymore
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 19, 2012
  2. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    HELLO..hello...hello....hello

    Is there anybody out there..out there...out there???
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Sep 24, 2012
  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Hello I'm a newbie, is it alright for me to say something or have I got to pass some kind of test first?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 24, 2012
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I'm new here.
    I've never tried that rep thing yet.. What is it?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 24, 2012
  5. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Okay Chippy, what you need to do is put lots of used £20 notes in a big brown envelope and send it to me directly. In return l will send you a packet of magic Rep Beans which you must plant in the centre circle at SJP and water them in the moonlight every night for a week. If you do this then a magic Rep Tree will grow and you can harvest as much Rep as you wish.
    Once you have lots of lovely fresh Rep you must give it all away to those good kind folk who deserve favour.
    Okay, hope that helps, please use a first class stamp. Cheers.
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Sep 24, 2012
  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    If I send you a big brown envelope stuffed with £20 notes, will you send me some rep beans too?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 24, 2012

  7. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    NO
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Sep 24, 2012
  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Do you take credit cards or PayPal?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 24, 2012
  9. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I see, discrimination. I'll have a word with the authorities about this.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 24, 2012
  10. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Sir, strictly cold hard cash up front!
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Sep 24, 2012
  11. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    No need AB, as l have a cunning plan! What you do is wait for Chippy's Magic Rep Tree to grow and then slip in under the cover of darkness, kind of Ninja style, and just nick all the Rep from right under his nose.
    Don't let on mind, you have to keep our dastardly plan strictly under wraps. okay?
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Sep 24, 2012
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    No problem. I'll send my dog Rosie round with the cash.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 24, 2012
  13. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Won't say a word, he'll never know.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 24, 2012
  14. TopTierToon

    TopTierToon Member

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    Hallo chaps. Not a first time member here, but can't for the life of me remember my old username. Moved house a few months ago and been getting myself up and running with work etc so haven't been able to get online at all. Was never a particularly frequent poster but I hope to be now I'm all settled down.
    Everyone here still little sluts for rep?
     
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    TopTierToon, Oct 1, 2012
  15. Pulp

    Pulp Well-Known Member

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    Welcome (back)
     
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    Pulp, Oct 1, 2012
  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    You betcha. What was your previous username?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 1, 2012
  17. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Hello sir, hope you enjoy it here.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Oct 1, 2012
  18. TopTierToon

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    As stated, can't for the life of me remember ;)

    Otherwise I would have just logged back in with that lol.
     
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    TopTierToon, Oct 1, 2012
  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    You'll always be a mag by any other name to me.
    Wouldnt want to Cheick the Room too much though either.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 1, 2012
  20. TopTierToon

    TopTierToon Member

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    I beg your what now?
     
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    TopTierToon, Oct 1, 2012
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