Weirdest Place You Woke Up

East (?)trancept Burgos Cathedral, Spain, July 1987.

Inter-railing. I have NO IDEA how I got there

 

a snooker table in a hotel at heathrow. was at a management course, pissed one night and woken at 6 by the cleaner

 

Rochdale.

 

That's disgusting.

Too much information.

 

This is probably the most disgusting and vile post in Not606's history.

 

I was on holiday in Mallorca in the early 1990's with a few mates. We went out to a local bar drinking 'Black Russian' cocktails... Anyway, I wake up next morning in a bedroom that I don't recognise... i'm looking at the window to see if i've broken in and looking at the door to see if it's been forced - both fine.
Next thing, three kids walk in and start screaming! ... suddenly a male voice behind them says "It's ok kids, that's just J o K e R who me and your Mum met last night". Turns out I got chatting with this bloke and his bird from Sheffield when i was in the bar... we had gone back to their villa, skinny-dipped in the pool, drunk ****-loads of tequila, smoked drugs and had some kind of 'interaction' ... I hate Russians...

 

In a hotel room in the old town part of Marrakesh with a Norwegian girl ; I `d only nipped out to get a paper....

 

On the roof of my hut, went up to throw **** at my brothers window to wake him to open the door and let me in, i fell asleep.

 

well , people have been put on trains in germany and found themselves in much worse situations...