Weirdest online purchase during lockdown

waiting for him to pull out some beefy **** tbh

 

That can be arranged bro. I've got a bird coming to see me at tea time and she's here until Thursday/Friday so I'll barely be on here, once she's gone I'll revisit some beef and ask both parties how they feel about the comments back then.

 

Gooowon Saff

Giv her one for the lads

 

Hope your paying her more than the minimum wage an hour

 

We have just had a bit of a fumble. She's jumping in the shower first. I'm waiting for her to get out before we smash.

 

What a guy

 

You'll get a PM of her pic bro

 

You need to be drunk to do that?

 

Pee in her butt. Ladies love it.

 

I used to be that guy.

 

Saff used to PM your picture to Spurlock?

 

I'm paying her £1 an hour more than I pay your wife.

 

You were always my number 1 for years but then you came back and crushed me.

I'm taking the bird out tonight before she goes home tomorrow. Newcastle races. I'm sure she'll love it.

 

I’m sorry. I don’t know what I did but I’m sorry friend.

send nudes yeh.