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  1. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    It definitely wasn’t her, no question! There’s a lot more but I think I’ve done enough damage for one day! For example, turns out there are Ring cameras outside that haven’t been properly deactivated.

    ****ing weird.
     
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  2. Magdad

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    Ffs don’t wet the sheets outside man whatever you do <laugh>
     
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  3. Geordie Ginola

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    I knew it. I knew you two were at it.
     
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  4. Magdad

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    Yeah it’s weird,in What world would someone pay for a subscription to ring (more expensive than Netflix) to listen to your Mrs saying “Roland my love, does one think we need to change the username of the Netflix account to hairybeaversneedwaxedonsundays and perhaps change the password to rolylikeshispussydrippingonfridays as obi sussed out the bigpurpledildo password last year”
     
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  5. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Well at least the mystery is solved, it was clearly ****ing you.
     
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  6. Magdad

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    I’m fire stick all the way mate, if I knew you were paying for that ****e I would have messaged you years ago <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    No sir, can you just mark my homework, please.

    <laugh>
     
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  8. Charlie Dogscock

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    How do you know it definitely wasn't her? Surely everything points to her?
     
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  9. Griffy

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    This, from here it seems like it was definitely her, no question.
     
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  10. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    The private convo was over a week ago, this change happened between Sunday and Thursday this week. There was no argument, and the telling thing was my kids profiles had been deleted.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Like I said before, what's the context of the name change - does it seem malicious, or more light hearted?
     
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  12. Roland Deschain

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    Malicious and creepy. Honestly I guarantee it wasn’t her, because she uses her own Netflix account (accessed via TV).

    From the access logs it had to be done via her Sky box. Her ex is a ****ing weird, narcissistic creep and she always told me a story how she’d once locked him out, left the key in the lock on the inside but found him in the kitchen in the morning and he refused to tell her how he got in. Furthermore she lost a key from the changed locks about 3 months back or so - well her neighbour lost it…..
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I think the obvious answer is the one you're completely disregarding to be honest.
     
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  14. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    No, I get that, but trust me it’s not that one!!
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Then I think you to seriously consider the following options, whether you like them or not:

    1. Her crazy ex is somehow letting himself in. In which case she needs to install security, change locks, get cameras, etc.

    2. Her ex is willingly visiting her and she's just not telling you.

    3. She has confided about the argument to another friend/family member, who may have a dislike for you.

    The main alternative, as everyone else is saying, is that it's her.
     
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  16. Griffy

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    Yeah it was either her or she told someone about the argument which should narrow it down
     
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    You sure it wasn’t one of your children?
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Another theory is that Eddie Howe hacked you after seeing what you've been saying about him on here.
     
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  19. Rum & Black for 2

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    Ok weird question myself:

    Last night I was feeling tired so got an early night. No sooner had I gone upstairs than i heard a voice like my wifes shouting down the phone "the ****tard has gone to bed so can you come around and roger me senseless now". I then struggled to get to sleep as it sounded like someone entering our house and having rigorous sex for what seemed like hours whilst I was trying to get some well earned shut-eye. My wife then eventually came to bed looking rather flushed. This morning I came downstairs to find three used condoms over some of my trashed model train set, which has clearly been vigorously disturbed.

    I can't work out what can have possibly happened, anyone got any ideas? Also, I'm thinking of asking the neighbours if they know anything about what has happened to my model train set. Should I install security cameras?
     
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